Little man please!

$20 million lawsuit, my ass! I should sue you! Click here to see what got my panties all in a bundle.

Actually, I should sue the store that let you buy that camcorder and then the maker of the camcorder, for not having some type of safety mechanism, were little people cannot record their sexual escapades. I’m sorry, but there should be a law prohibiting people fewer than three feet from recording their sexual escapades. A matter of fact, I’m almost certain I read somewhere in the bible about that being a sin. Hmmmmm, than again I was reading from a Republican’s bible, so, that might not be true…….But, I digress….More so, you Mr. Troyer, should reimburse Esther and I for our, up and coming therapy sessions that we will need after this trauma. Even though the viewing lasted all for about a few seconds, I see us needing at least 27 sessions, just to recover from that….Anywhoooooo………

Salley