This got me thinking

I'm sure by now you all have either read or heard about the single mom from Florida who is selling her home and heart via eBay, I believe she is asking for $500,000.

So, as Esther and I were watching out telenovelas today it got me wondering.....How much can I get for a 74-year old Jew. I mean, what would her value be if I were to post her on eBay....Hypothetically of course, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT (actually, I sooo would for Oprah Winfrey tickets, so if anyone is interested and has the tickets email me, thanks).....

So what would the Esther package include?

Lets see......hmmmmmmmm

Well there is her extensive poncho collection. No matter what the weather is outside, she always wears a poncho. True story, a few months ago Esther and I made the error and entered an Abercrombie and Fitch store. Well if you haven't ever visited one consider yourself lucky, if you have than you know, the store is dark and loud. So, my poor Esther enters the store with her poncho on and holding a cup of Starbucks coffee.........next thing I know Esther is being mauled by a group of teenagers, and one inapproapiate woman, who looked like Linda Hogan. Why? Well, because Esther was mistaken for one of the Olsen twins and it happens all the time! But, I digress....So what else can we include? Hmmmmm, she is cranky most of the time, so we cant include her bubble personality...She owns a condo in Florida, but wont sell it, just in case the Golden Girls move back to Florida(Yes, I know and you know the Golden Girls was a fictional television show, but try telling her stubborn ass that)...And that's about it really. So now that I think about it, I would be lucky to get a pack of Bazooka Joe gum.....Ooh well....

Salley