Hungover

Hey guys,

I hope your 4th was a good one..Here is the formula, if you wanna have a headache for the next 27 years: 7 Lemon drop shots, 6 Corona Beers (no lime in them, because I dont trust people wash them properly) and a few Tequila shots, your all set....

Talk to you all tommorow!

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley

Good morning folks!

Today is every one's Friday, I hope you all are ready for the 4Th of July, be safe.

Now excuse me a moment while I vent....

So, in life I have many guilty pleasures, and one of them is watching the View. However, yesterday I wasn't home, so I asked Esther to TIVO it for me, she said fine. Well, guess what? I get home and NO VIEW. She forgot to TIVO it. Her response was, whats the big deal? Aaah, I'm sorry but if I don't get my daily View fix, it is a problem.

I mean where else can you see an Oscar award winner on the verge of climbing over the table and choking that little girl (Elisabeth Hasselbeck). Then you have Joy Behar who is a neck tie away from being Paula Poundstone before picture. And lets not forget Sherri Shepard, who is making us black women look bad. (FYI:Technically, I'm not a "Black woman", however, I love gospel music, Oprah, Maya Angelou and many more things associated with the African-American community. Thus, that at least makes me an honorary black woman.)You ask, what about Barbara Walters? Yeah, I have a rule, I don't criticize anyone who might of known Moses....

Salley

Satan makes a deal with well SATAN

Well, well lookie here, somebody just got themselves a nice payday...According to Matt"I was gay before, I realized playing the crazy card (Born Again/Republican) gets me PAID" Drudge.....

The American broadcast industry is rocked, realigned and blasted into a new orbit, yet again, by Rush Limbaugh, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

In what is being described as an unprecedented radio contract, Limbaugh will keep his syndicated show on-the-air and e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e through 2016 with CLEAR CHANNEL and PREMIERE RADIO.

Already host of the most lucrative hours since radio's inception, Limbaugh's total package is valued north of $400 million, according to media insiders.

The NEW YORK TIMES will claim this weekend that Limbaugh, marking 20 years this summer as a national host, has secured a 9-figure signing bonus for the new deal, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE.
MORE

In its controversial profile, the TIMES reports that Limbaugh is buying a new G550 jet and is making an estimated $38 million a year.

Why do I have a feeling that all of Florida's Oxycontin dealers are high-fiven each other, and right about now are wondering should they go for the Aston Martin or the Maybach....God, Republicans always get to make the best deals with the devil...Oh well, I just hope Rush doesn't eat up all the Twinkies now, cause I would really just hate that......

Salley

Editors correction

Oops, Salley made a mistake. In one of my earlier post, I made a comment about Lindsay Lohan and that she is dating a young 17-year old boy and that she is not gay..Well, I was reading the old testament(Star Magazine),(FYI The National Enquirer well be reffered to as the "Bible" and Globe Magazine as the "Koran") and the magazine claims that Samantha is really a woman. And that Samantha plays "the husband role in her relationship with Lohan." Okay, now am even more confused, but anyway...I wish Lindsay "I'am queer so hear me roar" Lohan and Samantha "I'am woman, no seriously I'am" Ronson nothing but the best..

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley

Good morning friends!

Hope your day goes well and none of you end up on the six o'clock news.

So this is the thing, in Salley O'Malley world, Wednesday's are Happy Tom Jones Day's. What that means? If you have myspace or facebook, just tell your friends "Happy Tom Jones Day", it's that simple. Help me help you make this world a better Tom Jones world.

Enjoy the Jones!



Salley

That loud scream you just heard came from Britney Spears

Why you ask?

AP
Starbucks closing 600 stores in the US
Tuesday July 1, 4:19 pm ET
Starbucks closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States


SEATTLE (AP) -- Starbucks Corp. has announced it's closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States.
The Seattle-based premium coffee company also announced Tuesday it expects to open fewer than 200 new company-operated stores in the United States in fiscal 2009.

The company says it will try to place workers from closed stores in remaining Starbucks.

May the force be with you girl!

Salley

Allah has answered our prayers

God is indeed GOOOOOD.....

From the observer...

Stephen Baldwin, a born-again Christian and brother of Alec, whose most recent "role" was an apprearance on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, told Fox News' Laura Ingraham that he will leave the country if Barack Obama becomes the next president, yet another reason for Hollywood to keep making campaign donations to the Senator.

Watch the clip to see Mr. Baldwin's rant against Hollywood's support of the Democratic candidate and the reasons why he's backing John McCain.

See the video of Mr. Stephen "I'm not as talented as my brothers, therefore, I will play the crazy card (Born Again) for attention" Baldwin here.

Now, I REALLY want Obama to win....

Salley

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment

Oh my! According to usmagazine, Alex "I'm prettier than you" Rodriguez has been visiting Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York City. "A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Hmmmm, now you know I am not one to judge, so I wont comment on their alleged inappropriate behavior.....WAIT A MINUTE! I'm Catholic, so tonight I'll just say a extra Hail Mary, and all will be forgiven. God, it's so good to be catholic...But, I once again I digress...Now back to the alleged twosome...

Really, A-Rod? Her? I mean those arms of hers...Elk!..When you two spoon at night, it will be like you're spooning with the Terminator. Is that what you want A-Rod, to spoon with the Terminator? God, I'm so grossed out with the thought of those two being together. Now, excuse me while I go look at a picture of Brad and Angelina and redeam myself....

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley!

Good morning friends. May this Tuesday be fulled with laughter, if not, than just enjoy the two for Tuesday, every old radio station plays.

Enjoy these headlines!

Madam Tussauds to showcase Winehouse waxwork

Study finds long benefit in illegal mushroom drug

Surprising fact: Half of gun deaths are suicides

`Family Guy': a funny but oh-so-wrong view of life

Salley