Tuesday, July 1, 2008

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment

Oh my! According to usmagazine, Alex "I'm prettier than you" Rodriguez has been visiting Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York City. "A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Hmmmm, now you know I am not one to judge, so I wont comment on their alleged inappropriate behavior.....WAIT A MINUTE! I'm Catholic, so tonight I'll just say a extra Hail Mary, and all will be forgiven. God, it's so good to be catholic...But, I once again I digress...Now back to the alleged twosome...

Really, A-Rod? Her? I mean those arms of hers...Elk!..When you two spoon at night, it will be like you're spooning with the Terminator. Is that what you want A-Rod, to spoon with the Terminator? God, I'm so grossed out with the thought of those two being together. Now, excuse me while I go look at a picture of Brad and Angelina and redeam myself....

Salley

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

im waiting to see when those arms will coma a lookin for ya and they wrap around your little neck!!