Cover your ears bitches

Guess, which cow (sorry but, I had some bitter milk in my tea this morning) wants to be a "singer"???

Jessica Biel

A source tells E! News, "She was recording vocals for the Easy Virtue soundtrack." In the film Biel plays Larita, a devilish American divorcée who marries a naive Englishman.

And apparently Biel is not just another wannabe actress turned pop star…

"She can hold her own as far as singing goes. She absolutely killed it," says our source.

The insider also tells us one studio onlooker even commented, "Some girls have everything. She's a successful actress, dating Justin Timberlake, and she can sing!"

"Successful actress"!? Really? Huh, would someone explain how is that possible. Other than being on 7th Heaven, I can't recall what she has done since then.

Or are they counting the fact that she's pretending to be straight, as a performance?
Just maybe.

The Jew will be happy about this

..And by Jew, I mean my 74-year old dancing jew-bestfriend-Esther..

So guess what's making a comeback??

No, not Oshkosh jeans (I wish), but Layaway.

Layaway, a payment practice that was made popular during the Great Depression but nearly became extinct due to the instant gratification of credit cards, is back in fashion thanks to the credit crunch.

Woohooo!
Esther, just loves putting things on Layaway, it gives her purpose. However, considering her age, I'm not sure that's really smart. Anyway, time will tell..

Happy Layaway folks!

I'm BACKKKKKKK!!!

Hey bitches!

I'm back and will start blogging again........