Kicking!, Stretching and Blogging!

Cover your ears bitches

2008-10-25T14:22:00.002-04:00

Guess, which cow (sorry but, I had some bitter milk in my tea this morning) wants to be a "singer"???

Jessica Biel

A source tells E! News, "She was recording vocals for the Easy Virtue soundtrack." In the film Biel plays Larita, a devilish American divorcée who marries a naive Englishman.

And apparently Biel is not just another wannabe actress turned pop star…

"She can hold her own as far as singing goes. She absolutely killed it," says our source.

The insider also tells us one studio onlooker even commented, "Some girls have everything. She's a successful actress, dating Justin Timberlake, and she can sing!"

"Successful actress"!? Really? Huh, would someone explain how is that possible. Other than being on 7th Heaven, I can't recall what she has done since then.

Or are they counting the fact that she's pretending to be straight, as a performance?
Just maybe.

The Jew will be happy about this

2008-10-25T12:04:00.002-04:00

..And by Jew, I mean my 74-year old dancing jew-bestfriend-Esther..

So guess what's making a comeback??

No, not Oshkosh jeans (I wish), but Layaway.

Layaway, a payment practice that was made popular during the Great Depression but nearly became extinct due to the instant gratification of credit cards, is back in fashion thanks to the credit crunch.

Woohooo!
Esther, just loves putting things on Layaway, it gives her purpose. However, considering her age, I'm not sure that's really smart. Anyway, time will tell..

Happy Layaway folks!

I'm BACKKKKKKK!!!

2008-10-24T19:22:00.001-04:00

Hey bitches!

I'm back and will start blogging again........

Hungover

2008-07-05T12:09:00.002-04:00

Hey guys,

I hope your 4th was a good one..Here is the formula, if you wanna have a headache for the next 27 years: 7 Lemon drop shots, 6 Corona Beers (no lime in them, because I dont trust people wash them properly) and a few Tequila shots, your all set....

Talk to you all tommorow!

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley

2008-07-03T09:08:00.004-04:00

Good morning folks!

Today is every one's Friday, I hope you all are ready for the 4Th of July, be safe.

Now excuse me a moment while I vent....

So, in life I have many guilty pleasures, and one of them is watching the View. However, yesterday I wasn't home, so I asked Esther to TIVO it for me, she said fine. Well, guess what? I get home and NO VIEW. She forgot to TIVO it. Her response was, whats the big deal? Aaah, I'm sorry but if I don't get my daily View fix, it is a problem.

I mean where else can you see an Oscar award winner on the verge of climbing over the table and choking that little girl (Elisabeth Hasselbeck). Then you have Joy Behar who is a neck tie away from being Paula Poundstone before picture. And lets not forget Sherri Shepard, who is making us black women look bad. (FYI:Technically, I'm not a "Black woman", however, I love gospel music, Oprah, Maya Angelou and many more things associated with the African-American community. Thus, that at least makes me an honorary black woman.)You ask, what about Barbara Walters? Yeah, I have a rule, I don't criticize anyone who might of known Moses....

Salley

Satan makes a deal with well SATAN

2008-07-02T16:29:00.005-04:00

Well, well lookie here, somebody just got themselves a nice payday...According to Matt"I was gay before, I realized playing the crazy card (Born Again/Republican) gets me PAID" Drudge.....

The American broadcast industry is rocked, realigned and blasted into a new orbit, yet again, by Rush Limbaugh, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

In what is being described as an unprecedented radio contract, Limbaugh will keep his syndicated show on-the-air and e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e through 2016 with CLEAR CHANNEL and PREMIERE RADIO.

Already host of the most lucrative hours since radio's inception, Limbaugh's total package is valued north of $400 million, according to media insiders.

The NEW YORK TIMES will claim this weekend that Limbaugh, marking 20 years this summer as a national host, has secured a 9-figure signing bonus for the new deal, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE.
MORE

In its controversial profile, the TIMES reports that Limbaugh is buying a new G550 jet and is making an estimated $38 million a year.

Why do I have a feeling that all of Florida's Oxycontin dealers are high-fiven each other, and right about now are wondering should they go for the Aston Martin or the Maybach....God, Republicans always get to make the best deals with the devil...Oh well, I just hope Rush doesn't eat up all the Twinkies now, cause I would really just hate that......

Salley

Editors correction

2008-07-02T09:12:00.002-04:00

Oops, Salley made a mistake. In one of my earlier post, I made a comment about Lindsay Lohan and that she is dating a young 17-year old boy and that she is not gay..Well, I was reading the old testament(Star Magazine),(FYI The National Enquirer well be reffered to as the "Bible" and Globe Magazine as the "Koran") and the magazine claims that Samantha is really a woman. And that Samantha plays "the husband role in her relationship with Lohan." Okay, now am even more confused, but anyway...I wish Lindsay "I'am queer so hear me roar" Lohan and Samantha "I'am woman, no seriously I'am" Ronson nothing but the best..

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley

2008-07-02T09:07:00.002-04:00

Good morning friends!

Hope your day goes well and none of you end up on the six o'clock news.

So this is the thing, in Salley O'Malley world, Wednesday's are Happy Tom Jones Day's. What that means? If you have myspace or facebook, just tell your friends "Happy Tom Jones Day", it's that simple. Help me help you make this world a better Tom Jones world.

Enjoy the Jones!

Salley

That loud scream you just heard came from Britney Spears

2008-07-01T16:30:00.001-04:00

Why you ask?

AP
Starbucks closing 600 stores in the US
Tuesday July 1, 4:19 pm ET
Starbucks closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States

SEATTLE (AP) -- Starbucks Corp. has announced it's closing 600 underperforming stores in the United States.
The Seattle-based premium coffee company also announced Tuesday it expects to open fewer than 200 new company-operated stores in the United States in fiscal 2009.

The company says it will try to place workers from closed stores in remaining Starbucks.

May the force be with you girl!

Salley

Allah has answered our prayers

2008-07-01T12:36:00.001-04:00

God is indeed GOOOOOD.....

From the observer...

Stephen Baldwin, a born-again Christian and brother of Alec, whose most recent "role" was an apprearance on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, told Fox News' Laura Ingraham that he will leave the country if Barack Obama becomes the next president, yet another reason for Hollywood to keep making campaign donations to the Senator.

Watch the clip to see Mr. Baldwin's rant against Hollywood's support of the Democratic candidate and the reasons why he's backing John McCain.

See the video of Mr. Stephen "I'm not as talented as my brothers, therefore, I will play the crazy card (Born Again) for attention" Baldwin here.

Now, I REALLY want Obama to win....

Salley

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment

2008-07-01T09:20:00.005-04:00

Oh my! According to usmagazine, Alex "I'm prettier than you" Rodriguez has been visiting Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York City. "A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Hmmmm, now you know I am not one to judge, so I wont comment on their alleged inappropriate behavior.....WAIT A MINUTE! I'm Catholic, so tonight I'll just say a extra Hail Mary, and all will be forgiven. God, it's so good to be catholic...But, I once again I digress...Now back to the alleged twosome...

Really, A-Rod? Her? I mean those arms of hers...Elk!..When you two spoon at night, it will be like you're spooning with the Terminator. Is that what you want A-Rod, to spoon with the Terminator? God, I'm so grossed out with the thought of those two being together. Now, excuse me while I go look at a picture of Brad and Angelina and redeam myself....

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley!

2008-07-01T09:11:00.002-04:00

Good morning friends. May this Tuesday be fulled with laughter, if not, than just enjoy the two for Tuesday, every old radio station plays.

Enjoy these headlines!

Madam Tussauds to showcase Winehouse waxwork

Study finds long benefit in illegal mushroom drug

Surprising fact: Half of gun deaths are suicides

`Family Guy': a funny but oh-so-wrong view of life

Salley

This got me thinking

2008-06-30T15:10:00.004-04:00

I'm sure by now you all have either read or heard about the single mom from Florida who is selling her home and heart via eBay, I believe she is asking for $500,000.

So, as Esther and I were watching out telenovelas today it got me wondering.....How much can I get for a 74-year old Jew. I mean, what would her value be if I were to post her on eBay....Hypothetically of course, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT (actually, I sooo would for Oprah Winfrey tickets, so if anyone is interested and has the tickets email me, thanks).....

So what would the Esther package include?

Lets see......hmmmmmmmm

Well there is her extensive poncho collection. No matter what the weather is outside, she always wears a poncho. True story, a few months ago Esther and I made the error and entered an Abercrombie and Fitch store. Well if you haven't ever visited one consider yourself lucky, if you have than you know, the store is dark and loud. So, my poor Esther enters the store with her poncho on and holding a cup of Starbucks coffee.........next thing I know Esther is being mauled by a group of teenagers, and one inapproapiate woman, who looked like Linda Hogan. Why? Well, because Esther was mistaken for one of the Olsen twins and it happens all the time! But, I digress....So what else can we include? Hmmmmm, she is cranky most of the time, so we cant include her bubble personality...She owns a condo in Florida, but wont sell it, just in case the Golden Girls move back to Florida(Yes, I know and you know the Golden Girls was a fictional television show, but try telling her stubborn ass that)...And that's about it really. So now that I think about it, I would be lucky to get a pack of Bazooka Joe gum.....Ooh well....

Salley

Did Daddy send you, your check

2008-06-30T11:23:00.002-04:00

And by Daddy, I mean George W.Bush...

Well, according to the Wall Street Journal, NO, at least not everyone, like myself.

"These were among the issues aired at a congressional hearing last week at which IRS officials generally drew praise for handling a massive job relatively smoothly and on short notice. But officials also say the unexpected avalanche of questions has led to unusually long delays for many callers trying to reach the IRS on this and other tax questions. There have also been a few glitches -- including one, scheduled to be remedied next month, affecting hundreds of thousands of parents."

"But many people are getting less -- or nothing at all -- because their incomes exceeded certain levels. The amount of the stimulus payment begins to phase out for those with adjusted gross incomes over $75,000, or $150,000 for joint filers. People with income above those levels lose 5% of the dollar amount above the threshold -- such as $50 for each $1,000 amount over the limit."

Daddy, can't even get this right.

So here is some information for getting help with GETTING PAID:

The IRS Web site (www.irs.gov) has extensive information, including a list of answers to frequently asked questions. If the IRS made a mistake in computing the amount of your refund, consider contacting the IRS's Taxpayer Advocate Service. This unit can be especially helpful for people facing financial distress. For details, go to the IRS Web site and click on "Taxpayer Advocate" on the home page, or call 877-777-4778.

Salley

Perfection just got even more PERFECT

2008-06-30T09:45:00.004-04:00

So, Mrs. Jolie this weekend scored her best ever or at least one of her best ever openings. "Wanted," pulled in 51.1 million dollars, coming in second behind "WALL-E".

Can this woman do anything wrong? I'm willing to bet, that her derriere mines gold..I'm just saying......You know what, when I pray; I pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, Oprah and now I will to Angelina.......

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley!

2008-06-30T08:10:00.005-04:00

Morning all!

So while am sipping my tea and Esther is chugging her Redbull, I'll post for you some links, that have caught my eye.........So just click on the headlines and enjoy!

eBay fined for selling fake Louis Vuitton goods online

Will Smith's school insists it's not Scientologist

HOLY SHOW STEALER, BATMAN!

I will be posting through out the day, so keep a look out.

Salley

A special music dedication.....

2008-06-29T23:03:00.002-04:00

For Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick..........

Salley

Trump lashes out at Anne Hathaway

2008-06-29T18:02:00.004-04:00

Look who is opening his yapper, once again. 5th Avenue's own Lucifer: Donald Trump

He is talking about Anne Hathaway, breaking up with her boyfriend(Raffaello Follieri), right before he got arrested. No being a beard is not a crime. He has a long list of money laundering, fraud and many more things, that just made him someone's boyfriend for the next 100 years.

“She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she?” Trump told “Access Hollywood’s” Billy Bush. “So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”

Loyal? Rich man please! Just like when men get tired with their wives; once the wife loses her POW, WOW...The men, either cheat or drop them and leave them with noting. So we do it when the men lose their $$$$. I call it fair game....

Ooh and another thing. Doesn't this man look like he eats baby kittens for breakfast?

Salley

Crack is wack, CRACK is cheap

2008-06-29T13:37:00.002-04:00

I just said that by the way in my best Whitney Houston voice...Look at what some bitter Clinton supporters did last night.....Shame, shame........I got 100 bucks, thats says Bill Clinton is the guilty party.

Salley Hussein O'Malley

Rare Iraqi Jewish books 'surface in Israel'

2008-06-29T13:06:00.005-04:00

"Some 300 rare and valuable books confiscated from Iraq's Jewish community by Saddam Hussein's regime have been secretly spirited into Israel, an Israeli newspaper reported on Friday.
The books include a 1487 commentary on the biblical Book of Job and another volume of biblical prophets printed in Venice in 1617, the Haaretz daily said.

The volumes are part of a massive collection of books confiscated by the secret police of the executed Iraqi dictator and stored in security installations in the Iraqi capital until the US-led invasion of 2003."

You can read the whole article here.....

Ahuh, ahuh, blah, blah.......Yeah, I dont have any input on this. I just blogged it to cover my jewish demographic, which right now is ONE. And she is a 74-cranky dancing jew. I swear as soon as I get 7.5 jews reading this blog, I'm dropping her ass!
Salley

Obama Supporters Take His Middle Name as Their Own

2008-06-29T07:41:00.005-04:00

How cool is this

"The result is a group of unlikely-sounding Husseins: Jewish and Catholic, Hispanic and Asian and Italian-American, from Jaime Hussein Alvarez of Washington, D.C., to Kelly Hussein Crowley of Norman, Okla., to Sarah Beth Hussein Frumkin of Chicago."

"supporters of Senator Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, who are expressing solidarity with him by informally adopting his middle name."

Well add me, Salley O'Malley to that list, correction Salley Hussein O'Malley, as well as the 74-year old dancing jew, Esther. Esther Hussein Roberts (she married and divorced a gentile).

But, by far the coolest name to say is Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. Try it: Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis....

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley!

2008-06-29T07:30:00.003-04:00

Good morning all and may your Sunday be full of serenity.

So, my plan today is same like yesterdays. Blog and post this link wherever I can. This will be my second full day blogging today. Feel free to email me of what you think of my blog. My email is salley.omalley@yahoo.com. Like it? Hate it?

Salley

Jennifer Aniston Joins Fans at John Mayer Concert

2008-06-28T18:44:00.002-04:00

"Jennifer Aniston made her first appearance at a gig on the European leg of boyfriend John Mayer's tour Friday."

Huh, I could of sworn I thought she (Jennifer Aniston)was dead...Oh wait a minute, its her career that is dead, not her....OOohhh MY BAD! But, seriously they do make a cute couple, in that Jerry Springer "I'm dating my younger sister's baby daddy" drama way..

Salley

American Airlines outlines service cutbacks

2008-06-28T15:21:00.002-04:00

I can't say am too disappointed with this, I think AA is one of the worst airlines EVER! There's just not enough room for me to kick, stretch and KICK!

American Airlines will cut back flying later this year at many airports, including hubs in Dallas and Chicago, as it attempts to cope with record high fuel prices.

Actually the reason, I posted this article is because I wanted to post this funny MadTv clip, perfect timing, so Enjoy!!!!

Salley

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty had a baby...

2008-06-28T14:14:00.002-04:00

This is what would pop out of Miss. Winehouse....

So, lets all collectively pray this never happens....Heck, I think we need Allah to handle this one...

Salley

This is how sexiness should be defined....

2008-06-28T13:56:00.001-04:00

I have gone and turned red, like my dancing pants.....Work it MATT DAMON!

Olbermann-O'Reilly feud spreads..

2008-06-28T12:41:00.003-04:00

We're team Olbermann, read here to see what am talking about...

I'm not one to judge......However, is it just me or does O'Reilly remind anyone one of their inappropriate Uncle? You know, what I mean? The Uncle, that would always make the awkward comments to his underage niece or after one too many drinks, he starts blaming everything on the Jews and Blacks...

Salley

Esther is gonna be pissssssssed!

2008-06-28T12:16:00.004-04:00

Click ---> Dutch marijuana coffee shops brace for smoking ban

"AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - This city's famed marijuana bars have weathered many challenges over the years and are still smoking. But now they face an unwelcome blast of fresh air: On July 1, the Netherlands will be one of the last European countries to ban smoking in bars and restaurants in compliance with EU law.

"The Health Ministry says the ban will apply to cafes that sell marijuana, known as coffee shops."

"The ban covers tobacco but not marijuana, which is technically illegal anyway."

That's right folks my little Esther is a pot head, among other things. Between you and me, I swear I saw her dropping gangs signs the other day in the Bronx. I'm just saying, but again I digress.....

So exactly how the hell is that gonna work. Stay tuned, I guess........

Salley

Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape

2008-06-28T10:35:00.000-04:00

Haleluya!

"Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer's attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips."

Big love for that judge, though it's gonna suck for the therapists and pharmacological companies ..Cause, I can guarantee that who ever would of watched the complete tape would of needed therapy and meds, for a long time. Actually, now that I think about it the judge, might of cost the economy from jumping 1%...Ooh well.....Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or Redbull with Salley!

2008-06-28T10:11:00.003-04:00

Good morning all!

Today's agenda:

Well, i just came back from getting my cup of tea and bagel...and well outside is like putting your head into a stove, it's HOT and it's not even mid-day. I was planning on going to Manhattan for a walk and some shopping. I wanted to buy the book Blogging for Dummies, but that will have to wait for when the weather is under 90 degrees. So, my plan today is practice with some blogs and just relax at home. Also, pray that Esther does not get on my last nerve, and that I dont make tommorow's news for choking a 74-year old dancing jew.....

Salley

Who knew Facebook was anal...

2008-06-27T15:44:00.003-04:00

Or apparently a gay man.....

Headline: Facebook to users: Let's cut grammatical errors

Well, than thank God, I use myspace only. Because am one of those people that always gets "then" and "than" incorrect. Actually, am quite awful when it comes to grammar. And it's not cause of a lack of a education. Yes, folks I actually graduated from college. Also, I really don't proof read my blogs, but am working on that..So a fair warning, I tend to kill the great English language of ours...

Salley

Little man please!

2008-06-27T12:53:00.000-04:00

$20 million lawsuit, my ass! I should sue you! Click here to see what got my panties all in a bundle.

Actually, I should sue the store that let you buy that camcorder and then the maker of the camcorder, for not having some type of safety mechanism, were little people cannot record their sexual escapades. I’m sorry, but there should be a law prohibiting people fewer than three feet from recording their sexual escapades. A matter of fact, I’m almost certain I read somewhere in the bible about that being a sin. Hmmmmm, than again I was reading from a Republican’s bible, so, that might not be true…….But, I digress….More so, you Mr. Troyer, should reimburse Esther and I for our, up and coming therapy sessions that we will need after this trauma. Even though the viewing lasted all for about a few seconds, I see us needing at least 27 sessions, just to recover from that….Anywhoooooo………

Salley

Good morning! Have a cup of tea or RedBull with Salley O'Malley!

2008-06-27T08:53:00.003-04:00

Hello angels and my little devil as well....

So today is officially the first morning of my blog. Truth be told, I'm still trying to figure this "blogging thing out"...So bare with me....

So, whats on the agenda today?

Not much really, it gonna be like 95 degrees here in New York today. Esther and I hate the heat. It is always a challenge for Esther, to not get run over by the Mister Softee ice-cream truck. No joke, it's just she is soooo tiny; the women can't be more than four feet and seven inches. My god, my biggest fear is having to tell her mother (yes I said mother) that her daughter was killed via the Mister Softee ice-cream truck. I mean how does one, tell someone that without laughing hysterically to their face.......

Salley

NY millionaire gets prison for enslaving workers..

2008-06-26T20:46:00.012-04:00

After reading this article

I wont lie, am a bit nervous.

“A millionaire who inflicted years of abuse on two Indonesian housekeepers held as virtual slaves in her Long Island mansion was sentenced Thursday to 11 years in prison. Varsha Sabhnani, 46, was convicted with her husband in December on a 12-count federal indictment that included forced labor, conspiracy, involuntary servitude and harboring aliens.”

But what got me very nervous was this part: “One victim was forced to eat dozens of chili peppers against her will, and then was forced to eat her own vomit when she couldn't keep the peppers down, prosecutors said.”

The thing is folks, that sounds very similar of a Friday night in my house. And 9 out10 times it usually Esther being forced to eat the dozens of chili peppers. Who knew that was a) wrong and b) apparently illegal. Whatever happened to what doesn’t kill ya, makes you stronger!

Woooooooo Hoooooooo, Allah has answered our prayers...

2008-06-26T18:28:00.002-04:00

Tiffany Pollard,( A.K.A, New York) will be gracing our televison once again. She has a new show coming out on VH1, its called "New York Goes To Hollywood." God indeed is goooood....T.V train wrecks are like pringles chips, You just can't have one!

Help Esther and I out.....

2008-06-26T18:04:00.002-04:00

So, Esther and I enjoy any and all type of gossip. However, we can't seem to understand all the hoopla around Lindsay Lohan rumored to being gay.....I mean we always see Lindsay in almost all the pictures lately hanging around this dude......

Are we missing something? I mean is the joke on us? Lindsay not gay, she is clearly dating a young 17-year old boy..

"The economy grew at a 1 percent"

2008-06-26T17:43:00.000-04:00

As per this article http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080626/economy.html?.v=14. I say, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett must of found some lose change in their couches. Because that is the only way the economy could of grew. You know the economy is bad when Esther and I have cut our trips to Atlantic City from every Saturday to now whenever Esther gets her damn check, which is once a month. As well as, we're back to store brands....Am sorry but you know things are tight (finacially) when the cereal you buy is spelled "Ceral"...They leave out an "e", just so they can save money......Oh the Humanity!